I forgot about this but was reminded the other day.
remember all those choose your own adventure polls I had up way back when? well the last one ended in a tie-
You point to the bird with your tiny hands, and as the vampire looks up-
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You tell him what happened and ask them to get your ball back.
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You stab them in the FREAKING heart. Heh. Stupid vampires. Works everytime.
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He turns into a bat and you jump on for the chase.
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You realize that a vampire eyeball would be just dandy and snatch if from him.
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SHOOT HIM! IF NOT THE BIRD, SHOOT THE SPARKLY *SS VAMPIRE!
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So I figured that would be the end that story. so, here it is in all its glory.
Once upon a time you came across a wonderfully shiny ball that sparkled like the sun. You thank your lucky stars, for you have recently lost an eye and this would be just the thing to place there and mask your unfortunate disfigurement. As you clean it off and hold it skywards to admire it before unceremoniously shoving it into your empty socket, a crow as black as night swoops down from on high to rob you of your prize.
With such injustice so close at hand, you decide now is the time to reveal your special abilities. You give a cry that shakes the heavens- "BY THE POWER OF LOVE!" What follows is a magical sequence full of ribbons and fanfare. When the hearts spin away, the new you is revealed as a tiny winged cherubim clad swaddling cloths and armed with a small bow and arrow. You are shocked to find you cry has roused someone nearby. A tall and a somewhat attractive yet disturbingly sparkly vampire appears and comes rushing to you aid.
You point your tiny hands skywards after the fleeing crow. The vampire looks up and instantly understands the situation. He too transforms, and in moments he is a deadly looking vampire bat. You shoulder your bow and hop on his back, realizing he is the quicker of the two of you. With lighting speed, he catches up with the crow. The crow chanced a look back and spots the two of you. Shocked by the strange sight, he opens his mouth and drops the ball. You leap off the bat and dive after it. A tense moment and then- you grab it! You got the ball back!. Your tiny wings work franticly to slow your descent. After only a slightly rough landing, you look back to the skies and spot the crow and the battle in deadly mortal combat. You train your bow on the ariel battle and take careful aim.
Your magical arrow flies loose from the bow! Right threw the heart of not only the crow, but the bat as well. Just as you had intended. They drop like stones. You take a moment to reverse your transformation. You are once again your normal self, a wicked one eyed hobgoblin. With a gleeful chuckle, you pop the shiny ball into your empty socket. The gleam from it should creep people out nicely when you catch them in dark allies or peer at them from beneath their bed.
You jauntily walk by the crow and bat who are staked to the ground by your arrow. They are wriggling, but can't seem to get free by themselves. You look at them for a moment and consider.
"Walk it off, you pussies." You say with a laugh, and continue on your way whistling a happy tune.
The End.
so, whaddya think? ^_^ I know, I'm evil. hush. ^_^
I need a title... any thoughts?